It’s a thing

What the…?

Have you ever asked yourself, or your neighbor, if something is a thing or not? Of course you have. Now you can get a definitive answer.

…but how…?

How do we determine if something is a thing? In a word, Magic. In truth, we are still working on that. As of this moment, we include some of the results of our application below your simple result. All affirmative responses are linked to some relevant information.

…no, how…?

How did we come up with this brilliant idea? Well, it all goes back to a fine summer day, a few weeks ago. We were out on my personal hovercraft and noticed a puff of smoke on the horizon. Of course, I had to investigate, so I fired up…

…wait, “hovercraft”…?

of course “hovercraft…” what else? Where was I? Right, puff of smoke on the horizon. I fired up my shiny new…

…hang on a minute…

Look, if you’re not going to listen, I have work to do on http://IsItAThing.com. Good day.

…hold on…

I said “good day!”