It’s a thing

by charles

It seems like this project might be a thing, so we figured we’d better start recording our progress… You know, because that’s what you do when you have a neat little project like this.

So, to answer the few questions we have had about this project so far:

What the…?

Have you ever asked yourself, or your neighbor, if something is a thing or not? Of course you have. Now you can get a definitive answer.

…but how…?

How do we determine if something is a thing? In a word, Magic. In truth, we are still working on that. As of this moment, we include some of the results of our application below your simple result. All affirmative responses are linked to some relevant information.

…no, how…?

How did we come up with this brilliant idea? Well, it all goes back to a fine summer day, a few weeks ago. We were out on my personal hovercraft and noticed a puff of smoke on the horizon. Of course, I had to investigate, so I fired up…

…wait, “hovercraft”…?

of course “hovercraft…” what else? Where was I? Right, puff of smoke on the horizon. I fired up my shiny new…

…hang on a minute…

Look, if you’re not going to listen, I have work to do on Good day.

…hold on…

I said “good day!”